DEH. HIGH FIVE?! YESH!!!! BARF! BARF, BARF, BARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! Muh, BARF. Oh, please stop! No, God why? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What have you done to me!? My butt feels weird! Am I a cat? I'M A DOG, BARF! [When a cute girl walks by]: Heyyy...
ABARBARABRRABRABRBABRABRABAR. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...] Hey, what's going on here? [EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..] Uh... Oh, he seems mad. Ha, ho, oh no, oh no, AW SHIT! F*CK YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA.
FAFAFAAFAFAFAFAAFAFAFAFAFFALAFAFAL. BALBRRBBRRLB. Er, wow. Bow, woof? [Phone: This is dog.] (Phone EUHHHH) woof, woof woof woof.
Woof, woof woof woof? (Low voice)WOOF, BITCH! [Tiredly] Bow... Huuuuh Say woof again! SAY WOOF AGAIN! EHEHEHEHEEE. Hey Chica, what's goin' on? I DUNNO! Aughaaa... Dad, why? Dad, why did you make another one of these, Dad?!.
Welcome to the middle of butt-fuck nowhere there is a bunny on the run from two dodgy dogs One could say that the bunny is the underdog... Hehe. Don't be fooled though, this bunny is not a dumbass. Look at it chuck a fucking right-hand turn! We're dealing with a slippery bastard.
Now it says "see ya wouldn't wanna be ya" and the dogs struggle to keep up They do manage to close the gap again. But the bunny chucks a fucking lingering lefty this time. There's a horse. The bunny gets cocky, he's yelling out come at me you dim-witted mutts.
Humans use me as a mascot for their fucking batteries. I can run all day, I can root all day. You've got nothing on me your dopey fuckwits. Now he gets caught, nooo he gets away.
Gee whizz, I thought the dogs made him eat his words but nah, he says "kiss my fluffy ass sniff it, fucking sniff it, you dickheads". I will stress that he is not out of trouble left-right, left-right sharp left and he beelines towards the trenches. Here are some humans wanting to see blood. Classic humans.
The cameraman is drunk Oh, there they are! The bunny is saying I am everywhere, I am nowhere. I'm Keyser Sze I'm Tyler fucking Durden, you can't see me. The dogs reply: catch me outside. How about that? The bunny says gee that's original.
Do you get all you comebacks from dank memes? And that really pisses off the dogs But this bunny just keeps going, and going, and going and there's more action here than a Michael Bay movie. Fuck that was close Where is the little wanker? I can't see him ahhh he's bloody zigzagging all over their faces And now he's heading for the cover of bush. The dogs are slowing down, the bunny has vanished. Fuck yes, bunny, fuck yes, mate! You.
#Funky music plays (Little girl laughs) (Wind blower turns on) (Dogs bark) Man: Here boy. Get your leg. Come on. Come on, Boy.
Bring it on. Bring it on. Come on. Bring it on! (Toy squeaks) (Toy squeaks) (Toy squeaks) (Toy squeaks) (Toy squeaks) (Woman laughs) Woman: Are they tasty? (Laughter) (Laughter) Woman: Hey, hey! No, no! No! Stop! Woman: What are you doing? Seriously? Ben? (Gasps) You got it off? Man: Sam, what are you doing? (Dog snores) (Dog snores) (Dog snores) (Dog snores) (Dog snores) (Dog snores) (Dog snores) Who did this? (Dog grunts) Aaahhh! Who did this? (Dog grunts) Aaaahhh! Who did this? (Dog grunts) Who did this? (Dog grunts) (Child laughs) (Water splashes to the floor) Woman: Oh, my goodness! (Man laughs) Woman: Good girl! Woman: Go, Finkie! You can do it! Go! Get it! Oooooh! (Men laugh) Man: You're not going to have any water left! (Man howls) (Dog howls) Good boy! (Dog howls) #Music continues Woman: Drop it! Drop it! (Laughs) Drop it! Drop it.
Drop it. Fin? Is that the door stop? Brill. Woman: What is that? Is that a bow? Is that a bow? What happened to the bow? (Dog sneezes) (Laughter) (Dog sneezes) (Laughter) (Dog sneezes) (Laughter) (Dog sneezes) (Laughter) (Dog sneezes) (Laughter) (Cat meows on TV) (Cat meows on TV) (Cat meows on TV) (Cat meows on TV) (WOOF!) (WOOF!) (Cat meows on TV) (Cat meows on TV) (Growl...) (Cat meows on TV) (Growl) Woman: Fin! Come here! Come here! Kid: D'you just wanna stay out here? Rex? D'you wanna treat? C'mon let's go! Let's go inside. Do you wanna go in? Man: Go get it! Good boy, Jake! Good boy! I'm gonna throw it again.
Do it again, Jake. #Funky Music Subtitles: Dan Hall (daniel-hall.Co.Uk).
[Laugh]hhaha [Laughter] [High pitched giggling] [Everyone] Oh! [Laughter] [twig snapping] she is a single parent so Oooh! [Indistinct adults and children] [Uproar] Ohh! [Laughing, Indistinct Voices] [Indistinct laughter and voices] [awe in background and laughter] Don't make eye contact with that animal... [Loud thud] [screams] Oh s**t ..Like this. Another monkey holds up to handle this. Ooooh you're showin' out! Look at this! [Laughter] [Indistinct murmuring] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [crowd laughs] [Indistinct murmuring] [Thud] Oh, man! [Chuckles] Oh, my goodness! Woah! We're going...
[Laughter] Yes, walk like a man. Arriba! And lets go. Walk like a man! Very good boy! Let's go! Lets go, walk like a man! Let's have a big round of applause for her. [Applause] [Panting, grunting] Cameraman: What are you showing him? Man: Pictures of gorillas.
Cameraman: Oh, nice! [Laughter] [Shrieking laughter] [Laughter] [Indistinct Murmuring] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Snickering Laughter] Picture! WOW! MOM, GET PICTURES! [Indistinct laughing] Oh my gosh! [Laughter] Parent: Where are you? [Playful shrieking] I can't believe he's doin' this. [Gasp] Pirouetting... That is lovely! Oh, I'm so glad that I've got that! I've got it on video! Yeah [Gasp] Love him! [Video background sounds/music and balloons popping] [Video background sounds/music and scratching] [Video background sounds/music].
Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so I built this cage to keep 'em secure so there's no possible - Oh my God. First Dairy queen Tyler have some? Rizzi. Oh is that nummies? Scar, brother help me... Long live the King Later Buddy! Oh he wa ved at me! He's falling one of either smile for the photo [laughing] His face is huge.
Glad he's up now Woah woah woah! Get inside! Get inside! Get inside! Come on [dog's name]! Come here. C'mon, let's go potty. Did you poop? You mix it you make -Packers this weekend. Oh, you want the Cowboys to win? Quiet [Stephanie] the others all cried.
This is doesn't he doesn't run may I see the happiest no more. Yeah. I'm happy about it He's not crying about it You will are [not] fly all right there. We go ready flap them wings flap them.
Yeah All right way to go. Oh boom [you're] smiling Come on. Come here ready Stairs which dog got the brown rice oh my God Marley Marley [what's] it on your face? [Oh] lucky lucky look at me. What's that on your face? Huh? Jake do anything wrong Jake you did nothing wrong.
Did you? You are in such. Deep shit. Don't cut your balls off. Oh pretty girl [cole] Come here.
Come here. You can take a bath, okay? The dog will walk in the air but not on the ground What are you doing? Would you get [into] what is that is that a happy meal box? Oh oh you may be Okay Ping-Pong can Debunk it Don't you yell at your mother. Do you think that's funny go ahead [oh] [oh], are you okay? So the copper to a shows that [gold] [goes] right in the black coat, okay? You still would see police tonight? I Don't care you knew it you knew what time it was [yet]? You're grabbing from your phone Well, did you eat my tater tots [wrap]? Oh keep them? Well okay, I'm trying to get Faith big baby to come in house, but she won't so I'm getting ready show you where she's at. She call herself hiding from me.
Look right there in the tree Look right there. She thinks she's hiding from me look at that Where is Big baby? [Okay], that's enough water for the [night] He's made His third, okay? I am Gonna Karate chapter Maya She's got a head in the bag Want me to rub your face? Show me. Oh, just like they [haunt] [you] is it time to leave, huh? Is it time to wake up? Good bullying Wow fix your hair come on Just you're gonna break Don't pussy wage everybody hey when your side, they'll let you do it you can do anything, but every [good] mother pushing Hey, I shoved that [ball] [down] my pants Isak You doing under there? [Oh]? That's so wimpy. Come on.
I'm doing it! It is done! Shit! Shit! Oh my God! I can't believe that just fucking happened! Is it dead? Honey? Somebody help! Did he just throw my cat out the window? No, I don't think so. Did he? This is my cat's birthday today. I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry.
Did we let it out by accident? No, because he died three months ago, okay? So, now who's the funny guy? Another satisfied customer here in Reno. Ah!
God! Jesus... Moments like this require someone who will
act. Do the unpleasant thing, the necessary thing.
Oh, sh-- As punishment for deceiving him, he went and shot my dog. He must have chased a mouse or something around
the fuse box and got electrocuted. She didn't want to walk into your dinner party
carrying a dead cat, so she put inside your back door. Ari! Uzi! Where are you!? They're okay, Chas.
It's okay. They're safe! They're safe. Dad, they ran over Buckley! What!? Yeah, I think we lost Buckley. Your cat's dead.
What? Which one? Marmalade. What kind of cat was it? Who gives a shit? It looks dead. I think it's dead. Fuck! What was that? A bump of some sort.
You see, kids, a car-- Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass
off the road. Thank you, officer. See ya.
Have a nice day. Peter, you killed it! Will you guys relax! He's got eight more lives. Okay, seven more lives. Six.
Peter, stop doing what you're doing. I received a Transatlantic call one day. Skip died, Daddy said. He and my Mama wrapped him in my baseball
jacket.
I had a tarantula when I was a kid! But it died because my cat ate it. And then
my cat died. Sad ending to this one though. Poor little
guy.
Snapped his neck when I tired to get him out
of the fishbowl. Stupid, I used tongs. Salad tongs. I don't know why I just didn't use my hand.
It seems like you just could have tipped the
jar on its side and let him crawl out on his own leisure. Ehh, hindsight's 20/20. You know we've got to do it. I know, Mama.
What's up man? It's so good to see you. Hey Buddy. > I know I saw you this morning but it seems like it's been forever. We gotta celebrate.
What do you want to do? Let's go throw this puppy around. Go outside and get some fresh air? >I'll put my stuff down alright? >Alright. Hey man, what are you doing? Are you cooking? Do you need any help? I can help. Nah, I'm good.
Actually, where's the basil? Bottom drawer. What is this? I am so sorry. I don't even deserve to be here. I'll just go get paper towels and clean it up and leave.
What? We're out of cereal. You're friend's weird. Yeah, I don't think he likes you. He doesn't really like anyone.
<Moaning> What's up with you? Jimmy! No! Hey, don't worry. I got this. That's a good boy!.
Harlow... Harlow this is Ranch We're going on an adventure! Ah you've got FREEZING cold hands! Good Thursday morning everyone. I had a rough night My pain had been getting worse and worse throughout the day yesterday and then by the time we were going to bed I felt like my body was just going to fall apart. I asked Judd: 'Is there anything even holding me together?' Because my joints just felt so unstable and painful it's like: "Collagen, but you don't really have a lot of that." Hah It's an Ehlers-Danlos syndrome joke but anyways my hip was in a lot of pain, and I had muscular pain in my legs It was just a rough night.
I was not able to sleep very well, but thankfully things are a little easier this morning I'm going to focus on that improvement but getting up out of bed this morning and getting ready and Downstairs it was just - it took a lot. It was not easy, so Definitely taking it easy today Judd is working overtime. So he is at work the first part of the day but he should be home just after lunchtime which will be nice So I came downstairs and Immediately came to the couch, and I forgot to grab my slippers, the blanket, the remote I forgot to grab water and Harlow knows how to get all these things for me and people ask "Why didn't you get that on your way to the couch?" Well when you're in a lot of pain and your body is already begging for a break you're not really thinking about all these things. In my head I'm just: 'I need to get to the couch so I can sit down and try and alleviate some of this pain' And so that's why I just go straight to the couch, and then I forget some necessary items I need water so I can take my pills on time, that's really important; and the other items like a blanket I don't need that, but it's nice to have and so I've trained Harlow how to get these things for me, and it's one of her tasks she does to help mitigate my disability because in this much pain I'm a increased fall risk so if I don't have to get up and Harlow can help me instead, it's much safer Yeah, today's definitely a walker kind of day You're ready to help me? You're the sweetest dog Alright Harlow get the remote - get the remote Good girl.
Give - Thank you! Get the blanket Good girl Thank you, Har! Harlow go get my slipper Get the slippers Good girl. Thank you Good dog, go get the other one. Get the slipper Good job! Come here pup pup Good girl. Thank you.
Water bottle, I'm thirsty! Good girl Harlow, get it! Good girl! Oh! *Stifled laughter* Harlow - Harlow this is Ranch, this isn't the water bottle *laugh* Harlow. Water bottle, I'm thirsty. Wha- Harlow, go get me a water bottle! Harlow, water bottle I'm thirsty. Get it.
Harlow, get it. Oh! You got it. Good girl! Come here! That's what I need! Thank you! All right now I've got ranch and water. Go shut the fridge! Shut it Harlow shut it Good dog Harlow! Good girl Who's the best dog? Thank you for making me laugh even when I'm in pain.
I've got my slippers my blanket water so I can take my medicine and Ranch Not only do I appreciate Harlow and all the things she does specifically to mitigate my disabilities But I also appreciate her ability to make me smile and laugh even when my chronic illnesses are giving me a hard time Jaq is making me work without food Judd: I'm hungry.
Jaquie: I made him sandwiches -
Judd: but now she's making me videotape and I want food Jaquie: Go get your food! Judd: *grumble* Jaquie: Fixing my infusion bag People care more about my sandwiches. *Gasp* There's no chips! Judd: What a disgrace.
Jaquie: Oh my God, get your own chips.
Judd: What a disgrace. Omnomnomnomnomnomnom Need more chips. There we go, perfect Lunch! *Judd humming* *loud crunching of chips* Don't mind Judd munching his chips in the background.
*Crunch crunch crunch* Alright, banana bags mixed about to hook up to my infusion, and I'm slowly working on a sandwich How was your overtime, babe? It was good Awesome. All the trash. Do you want the rest of my sandwich? I saw you looking at it Hey cheeky dog. Okay, so Harlow doesn't really know what a water bottle is She just knows she has to grab the item in the corner but obviously she thought that item was the Ranch since it's so close so yeah, sometimes she does bring me the wrong item She's brought me the chocolate syrup before and the salad dressing So now she's brought me the Ranch as well usually she always brings me the water But it's always a good laugh when you bring me something else funny dog That's why we always put the water in the same place right here we also have multiple bottles to populate this area of the shelf, but of course I have one over by the couch where I needed it earlier today Silly dog Beep Beep! Watch out.
So, Harlow actually has a 'watch out' command where if I told her 'watch out', she will get up and move out of the way, because Obviously sometimes it's not safe for me to step over her cause I might fall Or if I need her to move away from the walker Also The walker is a good tool for me to use on chronic pain, like bad chronic pain days because my pain can make me unstable and easily fall and if I get enough pain my legs can actually give out so the walker helps with stability And if it's really bad I'll use the wheelchair, so there's lots of tools you can use when you have chronic pain and some people might feel embarrassed to use mobility aids but I just see them as another tool to help with my chronic illness battle Hippo has too many toys Judd: Hippo you have too many toys Jaquie: Look at this they're all over the place Judd: They've always been all over the place Now there's more since her birthday
Judd: It's like the same amount No she has like eight more toys since her birthday. My gosh Judd is off to get a haircut Judd's stealing you guys! Bye! Camera! We're gonna go do stuff! Problem with owning a diesel truck is wait to start. Wait to start Air conditioning! Oh my God it's so hot So this is actually my first pickup truck I've ever owned but I have had bigger, large SUV's in the past Which is one...The Ford Expedition - I daresay I'm particular to Ford but I really don't care about trucks They're.. I just - I just love them all.
They're all good. Got my haircut! Oh looking all nice and the way I wanted and now we're off to get copies of keys made Because...Uh We're going to give a pair to our really close friends Paul and Janiece 'cause they're over here quite a bit So...Off we go to Ace Hardware Got my keys and stuff and look how huge this chair is! Hashtag the big red chair (#TheBigRedChair) Let's see what it looks like when you sit in it Oh shit! It's...It's huge It's just massive, as you can see It's.. It - look! My armrest is up there. I'm just going to skeet out through here That thing is huge! Mom, do you like Judd's -
Are you going to the pool? No he's not going to the pool He's going to wash Harlow *Laughter* Well it could be the same *More laughter* Oh my mum My mum asked if the shorts Judd was wearing were his or mine Take a guess mum Well I mean He is skinny, you could wear those shorts too They're his shorts They're his shorts *Laughter* You're ready for Hippo? Is Hippo ready for me? Probably not She does not look motivated *Laughter*
Judd: Harlow come here Come on! It's her favorite part Jaquie's Mum: Yeah? Yeah her favorite part is the towel And of course Judd put the hose on himself again So they're both soaking wet See she follows him for the towel *Laughter* Okay I don't want (her) to touch me *laughter* Oh, she found a toy Harlow you're looking scraggly, and she did not get the zoomies like she usually does after her bath She took a nap like Judd did.
Judd: Mm-hmm Sleepy dog So, my mum's offered to take Judd and I.
Out to dinner tonight Unfortunately, we can't bring Harlow because she's soaking wet and I could really use her tonight because my chronic pain is more than it usually is and something about chronic pain: I've been laughing today, and smiling and It may look like I'm fine on the outside but chronic pain warriors Especially when they've been dealing with their pain for a long time like may have been dealing with it for years and years we become experienced in how to Look fine on the outside although we may be suffering on the inside That's just something we learn how to do and it's not a lie, I am enjoying my day but the pain is still here. So, may look fine but there's definitely still pain. I just do my best to keep moving forward even though I'm having a higher than usual pain day. So, in preparation for dinner I took an Erythromycin which is an antibiotic that stimulates digestion and motility.
I can't take it very often at all but every once in a while and now I'm going to dose an IV Zofran through my port so with the anti-nausea meds and the Erythromycin hopefully I'll be able to eat well tonight when we go out So I just paused my infusion Connect the medicine push it through because I touched this I gotta clean it it's not sterile anymore Connect it back up. Run my infusion and By the time we get to the restaurant that should be working So we're just going to a restaurant really close to home All good! Mashed potatoes for me Shrimp salad for my mum. I tried a shrimp it was good. Thank you for taking us, mum and uh, wow, you already ate half of yours Judd: Some kind of chicken wrap You must be hungry, Mister Did you miss us Hippo? You were so good here, thank you Harlow loves you *affectionate crooning but not in english* Well we had a great day I pushed through the pain, enjoyed time with family, Harlow brought me some Ranch.
Judd: I sat on a huge red chair And that's it. Thanks for joining us on our adventure. Thank you! Judd: On our adventure! Oh my God *Laughter*.
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